“I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That’s the two categories. The horrible are like, I don’t know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don’t know how they get through life. It’s amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you’re miserable, because that’s very lucky, to be miserable.”
- Alvy Singer from ANNIE HALL (1977)
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“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said ‘No.’”
- Woody Allen
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pacalin:

Robot Bistro - by Mimmo Mendicino

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Midnight in Paris (2011)

Midnight in Paris (2011)

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hemingerald:

“They were careless people - they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

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“You’re in love with a fantasy.”

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You know, I sometimes think, how is anyone ever gonna come up with a book, or a painting, or a symphony, or a sculpture that can compete with a great city. You can’t. Because you look around and every street, every boulevard, is its own special art form and when you think that in the cold, violent, meaningless universe that Paris exists, these lights, I mean come on, there’s nothing happening on Jupiter or Neptune, but from way out in space you can see these lights, the cafés, people drinking and singing. For all we know, Paris is the hottest spot in the universe.

(Source: kurtcobains)

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