captain america: the winter soldier is actually a romantic comedy about bisexual retired airman sam wilson and the sudden parade of hot people barelling into his life

29/09/14 ◔ 10576

in other news, in order to see the hot guy on the bus, i have to go at the time when all these annoying misogynistic loud racist frat boys get on. and he’s hot but…i’m not risking being around those ugly mole rats again.

07:40PM ◔ 1

on countdown, the fucking dumptruck joey essex told trevor noah that it was surprising trevor got the exact number during the numbers round considering where he’s from. and then joey essex proceeded to tell us how he invented the word apple juice to mean something else. like a fucking idiot told a person born outside the u.k. who knows 6 languages that he was shocked he got the maths right. why is someone like joey essex even on fucking countdown?!


(Source: onceland)

07:00PM ◔ 2870


Saw this brilliance today on Facebook. Diagram credited to naanviolence on ello!

06:47PM ◔ 463
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Reporting of incident where this man fucking forcibly ran into @bdoulaoblongata with his walker while saying he is Darren Wilson. Protestors were protesting this location because owner stopped allowing black patrons to enter, only white patrons and pulled a gun out on protestors.

Video clips of him allowing white patrons only and locking door to come.

White people are sick

06:44PM ◔ 16338



06:39PM ◔ 2013

"Spend your life walking over the world, but you never find your place cause there isn’t one.”

06:33PM ◔ 20

"What did you say?”

(Source: outlander-online)

05:00PM ◔ 457



Raleigh Becket, the most manly of men, an absolute wall of muscle was just brought to his knees by a woman half his size. Dude bros take note, because instead of being mad or even thinking it was funny, which would have undermined him taking her seriously, he’s impressed. He’s beyond impressed. He doesn’t even scramble back up after she steps back. He stays on his knees. She won the point and he’s in no hurry to try to reassert himself. His grip even tightens on the staff because there are some serious emotions going on here with him. The wandering knight just found his warrior queen and he’s trying to figure out how to process that information. He’s found the piece he’s been missing for so long and there’s a little of that last expression that looks like he wants nothing more than to throw his arms around he waist and be “thank GOD you found me because I’ve been alone so long”.

(Source: henckels)

03:01PM ◔ 23482


A Tribe Called Quest

01:01PM ◔ 2387


I knew he was worried about me, knew he wanted to talk about what had happened,”

11:22AM ◔ 605


I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

11:00AM ◔ 81177

reetsukado replied to your post: reetsukado replied to your post:reetsu…

You pick! If it’s not in the theaters, I’ll bring popcorn or whatever snacks necessary!