you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it
Aspiring breakdancer. Or librarian. I haven't decided.
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
No, guys, look, you always bring me into these situations and I get in over my head because… I love pranks. I really do. I mean, you know that, but look. It’s time for me to just face the facts that I’m no good at them. You know, I’m 31 now and it’s time for me to cut the nonsense.
(Source: nexttwentylove)
Seven Psychopaths (2012).
“I’m sick of all these stereotypical Hollywood murderer-scumbag-type psychopath movies!”
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
When I talk about recreating the spirit of that world, the music is as important as the dialogue and the behavior. From 1947 on, music scored what was happening in the streets, the back rooms. And it affected, sometimes, the behavior of the people, because this music was playing in the streets. Jukeboxes were brought out during the summer. Windows were open, and you could hear what everybody else was listening to. It expresses the excitement of the time. Simply, it’s the way I saw life. The way I experienced life. - Martin Scorsese.
(Source: jimmyconways)
i spend a lot of my time looking at the photo shoots of GoT cast members, shaking my head and silently crying.
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