one time my mom heard these two teenagers laughing loudly outside during the middle of the night. she looked out the window to see them lying on our front yard making out. so my mom ran out and started yelling at them and when they wouldn’t leave, she turned on the hose and sprayed them with cold water.
crime rates down 100% after president makes it illegal to do crimes.
"i don’t know why we didn’t think of this before," he said
fangirl challenge -  families
↳[3/10] The Bluths
Once Upon a Time, a Rare Hit With the Whole Family.
↳ Especially if they know damn well how to use their intelligence. (x)
did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years
one scene per favorite film
a little princess (1995)
TIME OF DEATH: 8:32 PM 4/26/12